Creationism vs. Evolution

I'm sick to death of the amount of bandwidth consumed in the never-ending debate between those believing that all living things have descended from a single-celled entity, or that God (the Christian Jehovah, not the Moslem's Allah or the Jewish Yahweh, both of whom have been strangely silent in this discussion thread - maybe they're laughing too hard) created all living things.

Nanuk, even though he has a brain a couple of sizes too small, can easily resolve this one:

GOD CREATED EVOLUTION!!!!

Einstein said "God does not play dice with the universe" and I doubt he was on the roulette table either when the concept of Deoxyribonucleic acid sprung forth into being. In other words, from a bear's vantage point, evolution is intelligent design.

So to both sides of this debate, I say stop wasting your time! It's now been resolved and direct your attention to more pressing issues, like whether James Blunt and Crazy Frog are one in the same or how to make sacremental wine from potato water.