Drat! I've Been Tagged.
Thank you so very much Marty for this one.
Five Things in My Fridge
Five Things in My Fridge
- Three boxes Velveeta Cheese (you never know when you'll have to whip out the good stuff for unexpected guests!)
- Asian pears
- Kiwi fruit
- Horseradish
- Curd Cheese (for those poutine moments)
- Miniature bust of Tutenkhamen
- Spare hose for my CPAP
- TENS kit, for those muscle aches or for when I feel like giving myself an extra jolt
- My dog, who uses this walk-in closet as her secret lair
- Mainly my wife's clothes
- Taxi receipts - much appreciated at tax time
- My business cards
- Four different hospital cards
- Quebec medicare card (dream on, Americans!)
- A used rubber - no, not that type of rubber, but one used for those scratch and win cards
- Two heater regulators, condition uncertain
- A bag full of Bibles and hymnals, all in Inuttitut
- Empty mickey of vodka
- Truck jack on the rear floor
- Door handles shortened by 50% (to prevent breakage when it gets 40 below. Believe me, I've gone through a ton of door handles, and decreasing the leverage by making them shorter is the only way to prevent it.
- Carlotta Plushbottom
- Strong Bad
- Testing One Two Four
- Yankin' da Shank
- Son of Lenny Bruce
10 Comments:
Intéressant... HiHiHi! And if you wanna see a nice poutine, you can go on my sister's blog here
Oh right. THAT kind of "used rubber" [*wink*] Uh-huh...
I just had to 'google' Velveeta cheese. What do you use it for, apart from glueing stuff?
I just checked out the Poutine link you have. I think my dinner just shifted a few inches.
Bwahahah Fuff!! Couldn't help it ... both of your posts made me laugh out loud (truly)! And BTW: while you were Googling Velveeta, I was Googling Poutine!! Still not sure what it is exactly, but I think my arteries have permanently snapped shut after viewing the pictures!
Care to help us out Nanuk? (After you stop chucking, that is?)
I have medical care - cost me twenty years of my life, but I got it. Also have some old uniforms if you are interested - no winter camo, though.
That'll teach people not to tag me. The guilt is enormous.
Love the King Tut in the closet! Great random item.
Does TENS work? I ask because my sister has crippling back pain. If there was anything I could do to help her I would!!!
Is it really helpful do you know?
Ozma: I find TENS does give some relief from pain. I had a nasty back spasm in February which kept me off work for almost 3 weeks, and the TENS was as good as any pain killer, perhaps even a bit better. Pain killers don't tend to work well on me anyways.
Very cool design! Useful information. Go on!
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