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This is your first officer speaking from the flight deck. As you may have noticed we are in a holding pattern. We have been circling around the White Bear's Blog but have not been given clearance to actually descend. Air traffic has told us that this due to an unusual weather problem affecting our destination: high pressure from the office meeting a mass of under-stimulated will power.

We do not expect these conditions to last for too long and hope to get you to the gate by Saturday.

In the meantime, sit back and enjoy our complimentary Shirley Temples. The real stuff is only coming in this weekend.