Rudi on Ferrets

I came across this tape today of a radio phone-in show with then-New York mayor Rudi Giuliani losing it on the subject of ferrets.



Now I don't know what precipitated this tirade against one of God's creatures, but I think the US election would have gotten a lot more interesting if he had stayed on.

2007 - A Pictorial Retrospective

Rudy Giuliani on Patrol
Ever vigilant against terrorists of all stripes and colours, Republican presidential hopeful Rudy Giuliani is pictured here walking the beat late at night, making sure all liberties are kept under lock and key.


Vladimir Putin Seeks Image Change

Tired of being portrayed as a power-hungry modern day Tsar, Russian Premier President Putin has decided to star in "art films". "All those days training in the KGB gymnasium haven't been wasted on Vlad", enthuses Putin's agent Tom Cruise.


Disgraced Idaho Senator Releases Rebuttal Family Pix

To bolster his assertion that he has a "wide stance", former senator Larry Craig released this picture of him learning at his father's knee the appropriate cubicle position for #2. "I always knew he was telling the truth", stated Tom Cruise.