What's in a Name?

I wonder how the fundies will react to this headline:

Satan Goes From Hockey Purgatory To Playoff Hero

A fine player, but I wasn't aware that the NHL draft extended down to the underworld.

Every Little Leaguer's Dream

This is pretty damn impressive - the runner should try out for the Cirque du Soleil if he doesn't make the "show".

Kownacki leaps over the catcher @ Yahoo! Video