A Cure at Last!

After 22 years here in Salluit, I grown tired of constantly hitting my head against a stone wall. This self-abusive nervous tic has gotten so bad that I am now frequently dizzy, nauseated and seeing double.

I have long despaired of ever finding a way to treat my condition before irreparable cerebral damage sets in. Little did I suspect that the cure was here all along!

I think I'll dose myself right now!!!