Saturday, December 29, 2007

2007 - A Pictorial Retrospective Part II

Exxon Mobile Chairman Defends Bonus

Oilman Rex "Slappy" Tillerson defended his $3.36 M short-term incentive for 2007 before his annual shareholder's meeting. "It's a mere bauble compared to the killing we are all going to make from our long-term price manipulation strategy".

It's Retro Rehab for LiLo

Unimpressed with designer rehab clinics such as Promises and Wonderland Center, Lindsay Lohan checked into the ├╝ber-trendy Speakeasy clinic in Las Vegas. "I want to connect with my inner flapper", gushed Lindsay.

US Minutemen Go On The Offensive

Finding it a tad boring sitting on the north bank of the Rio Grande, a break-away faction of the Minutemen have decided to take it to the enemy. Dressed incognito, they slip south of the border for a little pre-emptive action, breaking down doors of random Mexican houses and delivering this friendly advice: "Although we still play with our GI Joes, our arsenal of Nerf weapons is gonna seriously fuck you up!!"

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Blogger marty said...

I wondered why my Exxon dividend check was late.

4:22 PM  
Blogger Tea and Books, etc said...

Nanuk: Wishing you, the Mrs, and your kids and loved ones a happy new year. May all of you enjoy halted global warming, much happiness and prosperity, and good health. Be safe. ~T&B, etc

5:17 PM  
Blogger Eternally Curious said...

But you forgot to mention Britany Slut (ooops - I mean Spears of course) becoming a star role model for her baby sister!

'Course then again - that does just about sum up 2007 nicely, doesn't it! One numbingly screwed year! (^_^)

I could be wrong, tho...

6:20 PM  
Blogger nanuk said...

Marty - there's no justice when it comes to money.

T&B - Great to hear from you again! Best wishes to you and yours as well.

eternally curious - the only one having a worse year is Brittany and Jamie-Lee's mother.

1:26 PM  

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