2007 - A Pictorial Retrospective Part II
Exxon Mobile Chairman Defends Bonus
Oilman Rex "Slappy" Tillerson defended his $3.36 M short-term incentive for 2007 before his annual shareholder's meeting. "It's a mere bauble compared to the killing we are all going to make from our long-term price manipulation strategy".
It's Retro Rehab for LiLo

Unimpressed with designer rehab clinics such as Promises and Wonderland Center, Lindsay Lohan checked into the über-trendy Speakeasy clinic in Las Vegas. "I want to connect with my inner flapper", gushed Lindsay.
US Minutemen Go On The Offensive
Finding it a tad boring sitting on the north bank of the Rio Grande, a break-away faction of the Minutemen have decided to take it to the enemy. Dressed incognito, they slip south of the border for a little pre-emptive action, breaking down doors of random Mexican houses and delivering this friendly advice: "Although we still play with our GI Joes, our arsenal of Nerf weapons is gonna seriously fuck you up!!"

It's Retro Rehab for LiLo

Unimpressed with designer rehab clinics such as Promises and Wonderland Center, Lindsay Lohan checked into the über-trendy Speakeasy clinic in Las Vegas. "I want to connect with my inner flapper", gushed Lindsay.
US Minutemen Go On The Offensive

Labels: bimbos, oilmen, tin soldiers
4 Comments:
I wondered why my Exxon dividend check was late.
Nanuk: Wishing you, the Mrs, and your kids and loved ones a happy new year. May all of you enjoy halted global warming, much happiness and prosperity, and good health. Be safe. ~T&B, etc
But you forgot to mention Britany Slut (ooops - I mean Spears of course) becoming a star role model for her baby sister!
'Course then again - that does just about sum up 2007 nicely, doesn't it! One numbingly screwed year! (^_^)
I could be wrong, tho...
Marty - there's no justice when it comes to money.
T&B - Great to hear from you again! Best wishes to you and yours as well.
eternally curious - the only one having a worse year is Brittany and Jamie-Lee's mother.
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