A Baker's Dozen of Idiosyncrasies
Am I the only person in the world who:
- Travels with a GPS on board commercial aircraft so I can tell exactly where I am and how long it will take me to get to my destination?
- Takes a break every ten minutes or so when working on a project so I can pace back and forth just to consider it?
- Leaves the first drink untouched for over half an hour on those rare occasions I go into a bar?
- Loves winter and snow?
- Feels that conspiracy mongers are just pawns in an even greater conspiracy?
- Has never watched a single reality television show (except Junkyard Wars)?
- Can still recite the opening dialogue to The Prisoner?
- Thinks that Texas Hold'em is wuss game?
- Believes that the garbage can is the most important office and household organizing tool?
- Gives his dogs nicknames which mutate on a weekly basis?
- Eats peanut butter, lettuce and mayonnaise sandwiches?
- Has solved the "Which came first: the chicken or the egg" conundrum?
- Can spoon feed himself horseradish straight from the jar?
posted by nanuk at 7:34 AM Permafrost
15 Comments:
14. Irrational fear of hybrid carnivores
15. Dons Tutu and dances "Swan Lake"
16. Blows milk out nose to entertain children
Sorry, just don't like lists that end in 13.
In a word, yes. Except for #10. Constantly mutating nicknames for pets are de rigeur in this household.
TPK: what's with this polargriz fixation you seem to be devloping?
WoD: the strange thing is that our dogs always seem to know when we are talking about them no matter what we call them.
Mr. Fab: those are just 13 character traits I want to make public. There are a whole catalogue of private ones.
I was going to say that I bet the dogs answer to anything you call them, but you sort of beat me to it!
10. Yes, I can relate to this as I call my cats and my children by nicknames most of the time and on the rare occasion I forget their given names, lol.
11. If you weren't a man, I would ask if you were pregnant.
Fuff: my lab is at the point that she thinks her name is "bad dog". I've spoiled her so much that she wags her tail vigourously and expects food or a pat everytime I call her that.
Blair Bitch: so I am not the only one who forgets his children's names. Sometimes I get so distracted that I rattle off four wrong names before I hit the right one.
She-mantis: thanks for the compliment, and welcome aboard!
I think the concept of a Polagriz is pretty damn funny. Of course I don't have to worry about coming across one on my way down to the state liquor store.
I promise to lay off the polagriz talk.
My aunt had 3 daughters, 2 sisters and one niece (guess who?). I once saw her go through all 6 names before she said the right one.
Lots of things in commom here...But have to tell you that I am completely crazy... But for number 13.. NEVER! *yeech*
Only 5, 6, 9, sorry. But then you already knew I'm way freakier than most. :-O
Yes, no, no, no, mmm...dunno, yes, no, dunno, no, no, no, yes, yes.
yes. But you should see what I get up to. And being normal is nothing to aspire to.
I like seb's style, so I'm stealing it (somewhat):
no
yes
yes
are you freakin' crazy?, shhh...they're listening!!
wots reality?
and you do this...why?
what's Texas holding on to?
without a doubt
yes...and kids and neighbors too!
regularly - without the lettuce!
wot's conundrum got to do with chicken or egg?
nope (honest truth!)
Hmm I love the idea behind this website, very unique.
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